The Museum is open for viewing Mondays and Tuesdays, 12 noon to 5 p.m. EST and something near that time PST. On Wednesday we’re open around lunchtime. We can’t remember when the doors open Thursdays but we are certain Fridays are open most weeks but only if Bob remembers his meds. We’d rather not open on the weekends because we have lives too and we’d rather not leave our kids with the weird cat lady next door, okay?

Due to cuts in government funding, Free Day is now Kinda Free Day, which essentially means we expect you to pay the normal fee but if you don’t, well, fine.

The Museum is closed on all holidays except Christmas Day and New Year’s.

We’re sorry: Active military personnel, firefighters, crossing guards and senior citizens are not welcome anytime.